Could I have a word?

The caption set for this week's Cartoonists' Forum Competition is - Could I have a word?

Christmas Gifts

This week, the Cartoonists Forum Competition asked for cartoons on the theme of Christmas Gifts.

[Later] This cartoon won joint First Place in the Competition!

Harry, potter

The Cartoonists' Forum this week called for a cartoon on the theme of Pottery. This contribution of mine is a bit of whimsy, using my Forum avatar.

I asked for an elbow

This week's Cartoonists' Forum Competition set the caption "You idiot! I asked for a [blank]", the [blank] to be a word of my own choosing. 

[Later] Awarded Third Place in the Competition.

Plantlife

He called himself Woody and hoped I'd be interested in die-back insurance.

Stretch

You may have seen this before, but it seemed appropriate to get it down from the shelf and use it for this week's Illustration Friday topic - Stretch.